My computer broke. Can you try to make a diagnosis?

-When I turn it on it is active for five minutes max or it won't even start. Before I take it to real cpu doctor, I would like to hear some of your smarta*se's answers.You can throw it out the window.Well I hardly ever see any people on here that are not nice people. Of course there is always a rotten apple in the barrel somewhere. When you ask a question like you just asked don't expect to get any answers. It makes me feel like I don't care if you ever get your computer fixed or not.

I may get a violation for this answer. I really don't care because your question hurts my feelings.
I must assume that you're a total idiot. You insult people here by calling them smarta*ses and then expect responses. That's very clever ... I don't think.
That's an easy fix. All you have to do it take out the....oh wait im a smartass.....good luck